It buuuurns!

No, not fire. Although fire does usually burn. I'm talking about my throat and calves. I, ladies and gentlemen, attempted running a mile without stopping today. I am now paying the consequences, and also failed pretty miserably. (Took me 14 mins. Laaaame.)  Lesson 1: When it's cold as $#%$&^# outside, and you are moving quickly, your ears get cold. Cold ears turn into earsplitting headaches, making running even worse than normal. Lesson 2: When you've just began walking, your nub self is probably not ready for this, so it's going to suck. Man up. Lesson 3: I probably don't stretch or warm up well. I should fix that. I'm now back, ears properly warmed, thighs burning painfully sitting on my butt. I'm a bad runner.

Yesterday, I got my new, pretty and very expensive resume. My cat promptly did this:

Substitute "socks" for "all things paper", and that is my cat. This comic was actually linked to me because of a different cat "episode", for lack of better word, which is also very much my cat. So far, the few I've seen I'm a big fan of. They are all from www.somethingofthatilk.com, which if you like stupid things, is probably for you. DISCLAIMER: Comic definitely has "LOLPENIS" jokes. Click at your own risk. If you're a fan of the Ctrl+Alt+Del Comic, I think you'll like that one. And if you aren't a fan, you should be. http://www.cad-comic.com. Go! Waste hours of your time sitting at the computer at work, randomly laughing out loud because of it and make your co-workers question your sanity! Do it! Or your children/animals/whoever if you work from home or are a stay at home mom. Which basically means you work from home. Now I'm rambling...